Denee this was so clever. I loved it! You’re a talented writer and funny. Great approach to something that’s sadly been disappointing us all. I love this platform I’ve written here for years but for the first time I’m thinking of leaving. Not sure what’s happened but the most talented writers with the best stories are all feeling the same emotion over the drop in reads and earnings. Makes me sad because they are the heart of this platform. The writers who make me want to read and be an even better writer.